Thursday, January 22, 2009

Slightly Naughty Joke


Last night, after I finished my "stuff" and turned the computer over to Alan he suddenly began to snort and snicker....he wouldn't let me see what he was reading until much browbeating and cajoling went on, but I finally got it out of him.....

A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance
and HMO paperwork and was
burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic (auto-technician). He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the time for the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks and completed the exam with tremendous skill.

When the results came back,
he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%.
Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade."

The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. "You put the engine back together again perfectly,which is also worth 50% of the mark." After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the muffler, which I've never seen done in my entire career."

7 comments:

Tom Sorenson said...

Hilarious!

Apple said...

LOL! Thanks for sharing, I really needed a good laugh today.

threecollie said...

Tom, I had to really get after him to let me read it and he was laughing so hard he was choking...it was worth it! lol

Apple, glad you enjoyed it. I was hesitant to put it on Northview but I had to share it somehow...too good not to pass along!

Ed said...

O.K. now thats funny!!!

threecollie said...

Ed, they thought it was too much for my tender ears....HA! I almost choked laughing at it.

Cathy said...

I'll share this one with my physician hubby . . bet he'll want to pass it on ;-D

threecollie said...

Cathy, for some reason it just tickled me like crazy. The kids weren't going to let such a staid old lady as myself be exposed to such stuff. I am glad I insisted. lol